14,200
hours spent seated
0.0 mi
running distance logged
9,840
cups of tea consumed
Committee Resolution
New Club President Elected
Formal announcement to follow, once someone can translate what he's trying to say
The Chairman’s Updates
Episode 1: Est. Ages Ago. Probably.
New updates from the club most weeks. Subscribe, if you can be bothered.






Official Equipment
Approved Garments
This month's picks. Tap one to go straight to it on Etsy.
Hoodie
Tee
Hoodie · Thanksgiving
Nigel's Horse
Nigel's Cat
Too Full Turkey
Drawn by Nigel, aged 62½, from memory. The horse was not consulted.
The post-dinner position. Drawn by Nigel, aged 62½.
Sits on the Feline Oversight Board. Has never attended a meeting.


Hoodie · Thanksgiving
Worried Turkey
He's seen the calendar. Drawn by Nigel, aged 62½.


Hoodie · Thanksgiving
Raccoon Pie Thief
Took the whole pie. No remorse.


Hoodie · Thanksgiving
Pumpkin Pie
A pie with a face. Concerning.
Nigel's animals, Donald Says and the club originals. All on our Etsy shop.

